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Ending Demotivational Poster


WIPES A TEAR AWAY -


TAGS: fairy tale happy ending
Rating: 4.91/5

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TheOne - May 25, 2011, 7:01 pm
Says the man who I think to believe has his own personal messages.


ZOMBIE ENDINGS -


TAGS: snow white zombie alternate ending
Rating: 4.51/5

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Reality Lord - February 22, 2012, 1:07 pm

...ummm....i need to make a poster about THAT!!!
Morilina - February 22, 2012, 12:33 pm
Is it wrong that this slightly might turn me on?
Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 7:30 am

sell...nah...i found his disney p*** site is all. :)
ICEMAN - February 20, 2012, 12:50 am
WTF RL! Did Culos sell you the license to that Disney font?
gas - February 19, 2012, 2:45 pm
to me it really reminds me of the twisted snow white from Geralt of Rivia's saga. 5 rotten apples :D
CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:53 pm
Reminds me of the Crites from the movie series Critters


DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


ESPECIALLY A NOISY SHADOW -


TAGS: helicopter descending life s little tips
Rating: 4.91/5

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Ravenwing67 - April 26, 2012, 10:31 am
Used to do it all day long...although it was usually a CH-46 and on a flight deck...and I only got hit twice ;)
Bolverk37782 - April 17, 2012, 9:48 am
If you can stand under one of these when it's landing it means that either your boots have been set in concrete by you ever helpful mates or you’re the Incredible Hulk.!!
Budog - April 17, 2012, 12:28 am
So true, those Chinooks tend to screw up your whole day when they land on you! 5L
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:35 pm

This one is GREAT, Airman!~~


REUNIONS -


TAGS: impending doom hatfield mccoy gator
Rating: 4.42/5

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spacedog - October 22, 2010, 5:36 pm
5L


EXOTIC FOOD - Sometimes there's a suprise ending




LET IT END -


TAGS: die happy ending angel death
Rating: 4.82/5

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Valymar - March 28, 2012, 5:40 pm
You know what I feel...
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:26 am
5 L's for perfectly stateing how I feel right now
M0rd3kaI - March 26, 2012, 6:54 pm
Ooooooh Caveman... nice and depressing... I like it


ILLUSIONIST -


TAGS: illusionist everyday pretending inside dying
Rating: 4.48/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 5:36 pm
Thanks, much appreciated, but yes, so the differences even themselves out I say
Rick69 - April 13, 2012, 5:32 pm
Cheers except for one thing... Yours is far better in most ways... That really is a good one... Only I beat you by 2 months... =D
M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 4:26 pm
Nice one, reminds me of my one #152314 just shorter and more compact
maoworks2 - January 31, 2012, 8:15 am
Hit's Home, Very True 5L Your On A Roll Keep Up The Good Work.
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:30 pm
Everyone is human... sad. But it's also human to cry.


WE ALL HAVE ONE -


TAGS: spoiler friend ending mouse
Rating: 4.76/5

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caveman - August 11, 2011, 1:54 am
and... fa5ed
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:18 pm
lol yes. one of my friends is an expert in that, especially with movies (btw, that's dedicated to her xD)
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 11:03 pm
That's why I read the dictionary, I like the way they explain everything as they go along.


MOTIFAKE REGULARS -


TAGS: if i forgot anybody sorry or suck it up depending on who you are
Rating: 4.48/5

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agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:44 am
Glad I actually caught you here. Take it easy.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
LMAO! Good timing! It'll all spiral now.... keep an eye on the news!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:42 am
I've got Guinness, Cuban seafood on my breath, the scent of Tropical body spray in the air, Dean Martin playing on the computer, and moooo online.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:41 am
sorry dude but I gotta crash (dinner at the mother in law's tomorrow, I need to rest up for that) I'll be back tonight.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
HA! On any other day...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:39 am
You're such a girl.......But i like you anyways (no homo)(no matter how many times you ask)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:36 am
Albeit, if any noobs had brain-one in that soft encasing, they'd be submitting like crazy before I hit that level where I become intolerant.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:34 am
And this is hardly drunk by either of our standards. I spent time with my not-girlfriend, and with my 1L girl... I'm just trying to be a man again.... now that they're not around.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:32 am
That's the.... ummmmm.... Jamesons drinker calling the Guinness drinker black.... er, drunk?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:30 am
I'm not so much "rattled" as I am "Beguiled".....AGGY IS DRUNK AGAIN!!!!
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:28 am
Not that it's more than disturbing to me that I can rattle the almighty mooooo. One hell of a questionable feat.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:27 am
All that's missing, my friend, is the look on my face when I say stuff like this. I sell it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:25 am
You're a strange little WOP.....do you know that?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:24 am
Look... some people like sheep, some like peanutb***er, some like TTH's bare a**, while others just like a good penetration sh**. Why try to cater to each individual? Just send the whole collection out, and see who orders the wallet-size copies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:20 am
I'll give you that. but did he have to send us all those pics?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:16 am
Come on already... when a goat just outright says that they like peanutb***er... what's a TTH to do?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:15 am
Meh....are we working on this one now? do you really think Trash deserves it.....after what he did to those goats and all?
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:13 am
Like I was under any impression that I had a chance to claw my way back into the good graces that I never had in the first place?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:11 am
f***er....you know Mrs mooooo is off limits. She's gonna hate you more when she reads that....and you're already in her bad books.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:08 am
If she isn't unpacked yet, can you tell her to check for my bottle opener?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:07 am
Except the liver....yeah, same condition.
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:05 am
So, she found you right where she left you... and in the same condition.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 18, 2010, 3:03 am
Good, Good...the Mrs got home tonight...she's in good spirits (I'm in the usual spirits)
agdaniele - July 18, 2010, 3:00 am
How's the evening going, my friend?
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:40 pm

sent that vietnamese chick you know.
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:39 pm
Ok......... who lives closest to Vegas.... I'm in need of more Guinness, and I'm already 10 in. Someone? A quick run?
thatonechick - July 14, 2010, 9:39 am
WTF?!? What did you set on fire? :S
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:53 pm
crap! I just sent something on fire, that's gonna be hard to hide....
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:20 pm
The general public... It's a common ailment.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:13 pm
who you askin?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
ANYWAY, not to be a conversation stopper... How's the syphilis?
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:46 pm
PMs, grey.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:44 pm
you needed to get here earlier, we needed a female point of perspective
thatonechick - July 13, 2010, 10:37 pm
I didn't do ****. :P
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:32 pm
don't even think about it Chickster...I see you
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:30 pm
we all have our cross to bear...I'm looking for that pic now!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:28 pm
God of Retards...LOL!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:16 pm
...you are a GOD!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
cubby, you're an internet icon. countless tributes are made, n))bs try to copy your style, your posters are linked to 1000's of web pages. yep you're wife was right...
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
So true Cubby. But, sometimes a vacation from the norm does one's creative side good
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:13 pm
I'm going to have to get a new avatar, Cubby's booty dance is too much
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:12 pm
Do you realize counting NaughtyFake, I've made 5732 posters? I am a retard! If I didn't take that 5 month break last year, it would be a lot more
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:10 pm
They sell them at the tourist stores
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:09 pm
a snow globe...cubby, do they have those in Hawaii?
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:08 pm
my wife gets her daily excercise by rolling her eyes at me....and she eats like a Tour De France biker
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:06 pm
@Cubby...LMFAO
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:04 pm
The wife thinks I'm a retard...really.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
(Back in 20 minutes)
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
And considerably better than an s*d
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:03 pm
@GS..."I can't believe how much money I saved you here..." Yea, I already got that call last night.
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 10:02 pm
A T-Shirt is better than a Snow globe or Key Chain from the airport gift shop
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
I never thought of that Cubby...Next time there will be no leftover stakes, I promise!
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Agreed, Cubby... my ex gf and the one before her rolled their eyes at me when I talked about it. The cuban girl hops on the site from time to time, but she still thinks that my posters suck. I think it's personal.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 10:00 pm
Bone, you know she'll be more than glad to see you, after she shows you what she "picked up" while she was there. maybe you'll get a t-shirt! "I was at ***k's on the Wharf"
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
Shake that a**, Cubby! LOL!
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
This is why a lot of Regs were only MotiFaking at work....jeez
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
Well the Rent-A-Nurse that watched over me every night to make sure I didn't have another heart attack only at salads.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
I have my work cut out for me too. Johnnie Walker is sending me Thank you cards for keeping their Inventory flowing the last month
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:54 pm
Leftover steaks? How is this possible?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Hell, I'd put more money in her checking account if she'd stay longer...I still have a few stakes left, and that keg of Heineken ain't going finish itself.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
LOL @ cubby!! yes we do, and they all have one constant
Cubbybear - July 13, 2010, 9:50 pm
Each and every one of us has a tragic tale
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
them chippendale shows ain't cheap
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:49 pm
I hear ya GS. Mine robbed my cash kitty...said it was for tips.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:48 pm
I mean, I can't argue with the existence of such a group.... they do have it rough.
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
Aggy...didn't know that. I think you may be on to something there.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:47 pm
mrs Bone left with suitcases? mine left with a credit card, and a smile
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:46 pm
mmmm, 1984? Big Momma is watching us?
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:45 pm
How many women you know go to Chicago with two suitcases and only one is packed?
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:44 pm
Mrs moooo is out of town, too.... I'm tellin' ya... something's up!
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
yeeeah aggy, never thought about that....Cahooots I tell you!! they're in Cahooots!
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:43 pm
Trust me...it wasn't a shopaholics convention
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
As far as the grease fire goes...I'd just tell her that her sister came over and cooked one night. It kinda runs in the family.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:42 pm
All of these girls out of town at the same time? I'm starting to wonder if there's a "my man is a motifaker" support convention somewhere that we're not aware of.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:40 pm
point of advice, Yankee candles do NOT mask the smell of cigars, and grease fires
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Mrs.Bone will be back from Chicago in about two hours...so I took the day off to clean. But she'll know half the city was over here while she was gone no matter how much I cleaned.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:39 pm
Nothing like a woman's presence... can't argue there. Nor can I argue Bone's bacon point.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
must be, her back bacon got me achin'
BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 9:35 pm
That's the bacon that you smell
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:34 pm
me either, she's trying to feed me to keep me around, I'm trying to get to the dirt as fast as I can! I do miss her though, she smells purdy
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
I fail to see any fault in your recipe.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
when I cook, meat, with meat, and a side of meat wrapped in bacon, and some potatoes, and a scotch. when she cooks, there's noodles, and some kind of vegtable. my arteries are screamin' for her to come home
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
LMAO!!! Well... like you said, at least there's now a light.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:27 pm
that's what I've been missin' that blowin bubbles thing, and not having to eat my own cooking
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:26 pm
My cuban is back in town... so, there goes my sleeping in on the weekends. It sounds like more of a complaint than it actually is.
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:24 pm
Well, I'm sure you've made all you can from the alone time, and are essentially dying to get that control(er) back into your bubble.
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
i'm livin La Vida Loca this week. there is light at the end of the tunnel 6 week tunnel. sunday, the return of she who tells me when I'm the boss
agdaniele - July 13, 2010, 9:15 pm
How's it going this evening, Grey?
TheTrashHeap - April 20, 2010, 4:16 pm
Anyone left out should read the tags. They know which comment is directed at whom.
Fatt Matt - April 20, 2010, 11:26 am
Love it! It's impossible to get EVERYONE on one poster. I do appreciate the nod, and anyone left off should understand. If not they can make their own d*** tribute poster...+5
Airman - April 20, 2010, 10:31 am
poor TTH. I know how you feel. Remember the Wolf Shirt poster? You just can't get everybody on, especially if you do it spur of the moment.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:54 am
Ugly?....sure.....But that cabin gives great head. Much like Aggy's sister.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:51 am
I've heard aboot your 'milkshakes' Mooooooooooooooooo. Cabin fever rears it's ugly head.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:18 am
Mine was a mint chocolate chip milkshake. It was goooood.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 1:17 am
You weren't forgotten IceMan......you were ignored..........And then you were ridiculed......Then we had milkshakes....and all was good.
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
LMFAO! TTH missed a few... it's killing him!
ICEMAN - April 20, 2010, 1:13 am
Never mind me. I'm used to it.
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 1:10 am
great poster TTH, thanks for the mention
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:44 pm
Are you gonna cry?...If you do, save the tears....i hear Virgin tears are like the fountain of youth.
CpnKangaroo - April 19, 2010, 11:41 pm
hmmmmm


FISCAL CONSERVATISM - Out of Control Spending by Republicans That is then Blamed on Democrats


TAGS: big spending reagan bush bush
Rating: 2.5/5

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Anonymous2 - October 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
Why do posters like this fail? The President has little control on spending. Show who had control of the House of Reps, where spending bills must originate by law, y'know our Constitution.
Rollseyes - October 22, 2009, 12:21 pm
Keep on drinking that Kool-aid! lol
Lederhosen - October 22, 2009, 12:10 pm
WTFO:"Where's the bar that shows this year's deficit of $1.4 Trillion?" Not an omission. Refer to the beginning of Clinton's term. Obama can't make the Bush Mistake disappear in 9 months. In seven years you'll see this "omission" and economy corrected.
Rollseyes - October 21, 2009, 11:27 am
Politifail. 1L
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:55 am
sorry , just lost momentary bladder control. I'm OK now
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:53 am
d*** illegals! LURCH, Speak English or leave the US! HAHAHAA!
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:51 am
I just want liberals to realize that Novus Ordo Seclorum doesn't mean turn the New world into the third world
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:41 am
Number can certainly be manipulated. In the case of this poster, the numbers aren't twisted, just the attributing them solely to the POTUS instead of including Congress' role in the process. Facts not numbers twisted here.
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 12:39 am
Some say numbers don't lie. That's BS. Numbers can be made to say anything you want them to. It's all how they're couched, and any CPA knows that. Want to show a loss, profit or break even? A CPA can do that using the same numbers for all three.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:35 am
True statements, Haar. Do we also agree that it is Congress that sets the budget and not the POTUS. The POTUS just gets to sign the bills. While that is partial credit/blame it doesn't rise to the full accountability suggested in this poster.
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 12:32 am
I'll see if I can simplify this for you. The Democratic Party maintained control of the House from 1954 until 1995. The Republicans held on to the House until the United States Congressional elections, 2006.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:32 am
No worries. I know that latin phrase as well as Carpe de Jugular (seize the throat).
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:30 am
miu culpa thanks WTFO for the kind correction
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:29 am
funny how the chart stops at 06 since Dems spend even more than their Rep predecessors in 07 and 08 and are breaking records in 09. Completely making this chart BS from start to finish. Nice try Leder, too bad facts get in the way.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:27 am
Lurch, actually, Dems were in control from the beginning of this chart to year 95. Reps took the Congress in 94 which accounts for the downward spending falsely attributed to Clinton. Then they spent high for the wars and Dems retook Congress in 06.
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:26 am
Oh yeah and the highest years for both the Bushes was during the war years!!
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 12:26 am
yeah pretty much the president doesn't effect this a whole lot at all
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:25 am
Sorry Harr.. but the decreased years between 92 and 2000 was republican controlled congress
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:23 am
Also interesting that this graph could be used for consumer confidience and the DOW. hmmmmm ok FAIL lederhose head
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 12:21 am
No, they weren't.
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:19 am
AMAZING!!! I am utterly convinced. liberals are right! Oh wait, weren't the democrats in control of congress all these years (other than the war years)?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:05 pm
Where's the bar that shows this year's deficit of $1.4 Trillion? Kinda blows this out distortion of facts out of the water, huh? Convenient ommision.
Zed - October 20, 2009, 3:56 pm
Perhaps because it is a politifake, instead of some supposed party affiliation?
Lederhosen - October 20, 2009, 3:53 pm
thanks for the vote reagan
mrbombastic - October 20, 2009, 3:51 pm
This poster fails. 1L


APOCALYPSE - Earth is one mediocre album away from one of these


TAGS: justin bieber apocalypse funny ending
Rating: 2.25/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 14, 2010, 12:18 am
Just because she's Canadian doesn't make her any less of a woman. 1L


PARENTS - We're not being condescending We're too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand




toilet texting time -


TAGS: please flush after ending conversation
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 1:28 am
Send a demand for a 5L roll of TP!


A DYING LEAF -


TAGS: motifake google websense endings hammy
Rating: 4.45/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:19 pm
Part of life unfortunately. Great poster!


KISSING - "The customer is always right" they said... how am I going to explain this to the Unemployment Office?




IT'S TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Newbie Ninja"


TAGS: ninja vending machine
Rating: 2.95/5

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aesop's folly - November 18, 2009, 5:10 pm
found em


A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS -




IF YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW SOMEONE -


TAGS: lending friends money
Rating: 4.82/5

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whenangelsfall - January 8, 2011, 12:16 pm
You've got it flipped around.. if you never want to see someone again, loan them money.
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 8:53 pm
Ain't that true! 5Lincolns!


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: depending on your angle
Rating: 4.72/5

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Derek - November 11, 2010, 3:50 am
But the "big gun" didn't work, now did it gufbal?
gufbal - November 10, 2010, 9:32 pm
I like this, great combo. I think they should go with vinal siding, and nice blinds... and a big gun, then you wont need the fence!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:09 pm
They'll make the next one with bricks.


DEEP IN MY HEART -


TAGS: heart suffering lost pretending forgotten
Rating: 4.43/5

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Skulrath - October 12, 2011, 7:53 pm
Mr./Ms. Angel, I'm new here (as a registered user, anyway), but I must say, almost all of your posters that I've seen have struck very close to me. They're beautiful though :)
rerun - October 8, 2011, 5:01 pm

Posters like this are why this site was created. Exceptional
justme - October 8, 2011, 8:20 am
I saw this poster and the only thing i could think about is wow. great poster 5L
justme - October 8, 2011, 8:19 am
I saw this poster and the only thing i could think about is wow. great poster 5L


YOU'VE LOST -


TAGS: star wars dumbest ending ever obi anakin wants to choke a b****
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:27 pm
No way... that was perfect. Never a need to overexplain. The two words say everything.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:25 pm
Thanks, Aggy. Though, now that I look at it...I could have done a lot more with that last line...Perhaps the lengthier "b****! I can choke you with the force!"
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:18 pm
Excellent.. great redirection.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 6:57 pm
Is that a good or a bad "Wow," lol? I am disheartened by your angry avatar. So...you can't force choke a Jedi? d***, I thought the only reason they didn't was for fear of retaliation...strangulation is a relatively slow death...still a good punch line.
phydeaux - November 9, 2009, 2:04 pm
Wow.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:18 am
The Game
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:07 am
Random's Mom is a wh***!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 10:05 am
And knowledge like that will ensure you never get Laid f***stick.


Submarine Racing -




changes -




There are times -


TAGS: hitler pretending to sleep
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 12:25 pm
Many times, hoping I'd stop hearing about the in-laws and how they seem to know more than anyone else :-D
RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 11:10 pm
Been there done that ?... Am there doing that.


nonsensical nonsense #4 -


TAGS: disney cartoons sending mixed messages
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:39 am
Nice theme Cyn!


Coincidence I Think Not -


TAGS: trending upward charts scary numbers
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2014, 5:01 am
Hey, hey, hey! I never ate glue as a child. Now paint chips, on the other hand....


Modern Dirty Bombs -




Life -




Summer Sleep -




Money -




pork barrel -


TAGS: congressional spending
Rating: 4.6/5

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Iconoclast - February 4, 2014, 11:42 pm
construction was suspended when congress couldn't agree on the budget


PARENTING - Cubby sometimes mixes it up with bartending. But hey, when they're 18 they can pay for their own therapy.




some women -


TAGS: women guys noticing bending over
Rating: 4.29/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 11, 2014, 1:58 am
Please note ladies, I said “SOME" women, not “all."


HAPPY ENDING -




EJECT BEFORE YOU CRASH INTO THE CROWD - Oh and Goose watch out for the windshield.




NATURAL TALENT -




THE MODERATORS - a firm grip and a keen eye


TAGS: never ending
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by gil

agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:20 pm
You've got a pretty good grip yourself, gil.


CONSTRUCTION DESTRUCTION -




THE PLACEBO EFFECT -


TAGS: countercyclic spending countering sudden liquidity preference
Rating: 2.68/5

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Sean - October 27, 2009, 11:14 am
That would be the multi-trillian dollar question, Bah. Actually, I think the short answer is that you can't.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 2:01 am
Boston cream.
Bah - October 27, 2009, 1:58 am
Sean, a purely technical question: Keynesian economic theory is violently apposed by the few libertarians I know. How do you minimize the role of the state and give it more power to manage the economy at the same time?
Sean - June 15, 2009, 2:43 pm
Absolutely no apology necessary WTFO. I went for a low blow. And my recently stated views on socialized medicine (which are hints at what I actually feel, not the whole deal) makes what comes after the "liber" subject to it's own little asterisk.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:17 am
didn't acknowledge when others have done it too.
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:17 am
Mark, McCarthy may have been right but he gathered too much power from it. Our govt is designed to divide the power among the 3 branches and be watched over by the news. It wouldn't be fair or honest of me to blame Obama for gathering too much power if I
WTFO - June 15, 2009, 12:15 am
My apologies, Sean. I keep forgetting your a libertarian (even though it shares a lot of the same letters a liberal). I just dislike the level of some attacks. Like Letterman going after Palin's daughter (he's a POS).
Sean - June 14, 2009, 10:33 pm
Never totally against them, but a hypocrite nonetheless when a neologism I can't resist loosing on the world comes to mind. But still, it is a dab of hypocracy (sp?) nonetheless. Can't deny it. Tootles.
Mark - June 14, 2009, 10:29 pm
...tree." I think that McCarthy may have been the first victim of a liberal media smear campaign.
Mark - June 14, 2009, 10:28 pm
Sean - I thought you were totally against all political posters. What happened to push you over to the dark side? WTFO - I've read a little bit about McCarthy that leads me to believe that he was actually right about there being "a commie behind every...
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:07 pm
P.s., I had to balance out my Obama poster "CHANGE" for earlier in the week.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:20 pm
tags, dude. Keynesian economics comin' at ya.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:20 pm
WTFO writes: "That is why liberals suck, because they can't debate facts and instead just resort to character a**assination." And without a hint of intended irony. As a libertarian, I hesitate to allow my suckage to adhere to all Liberals. Note the ...
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 7:53 pm
I'm proud to have no idea who this guy is. He does look like he enjoys a good pie though.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:46 pm
typo: Change "Then Dem" to "The Dem". sorry.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:45 pm
and I'm happy. Then Dem model over the past few decades is to divide us (racially or economically) get us fighting among ourselves. Then reap the political benefits of the divisions they create.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:43 pm
No worries. I think all political parties from the dawn of time for govts have used this tactic. So I'm less interested in who started it as where we are today. I despise that kind of BS no matter who is using it. Stick to facts, positions, and records
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:33 pm
Yeah, I realized when I hit the "Post Comment" b***on that I was taking your words out of context. I apologize. I think, though, that the Democrats picked up the low-ball tactic from the Republicans, refined it a bit, and voila! Here we are.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:20 pm
hate and divisions among the American people to gain power.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:20 pm
I never said that the left invented fear and smear. I disagree with your a**essment of Newt but not of McCarthy. My point is that the far-left liberal loons have taken this tactic and aggressively employed it to spread lies about conservatives and fire up
Haarakkon - June 14, 2009, 7:12 pm
WTFO, how is it that you think the Left has suddenly invented fear and smear? Newt made an entire career out of it. McCarthy was one of the worst for it, though.
WTFO - June 14, 2009, 7:02 pm
Right, anyone who speaks against the messiah deserves to be referred to as some sort of retard? That is why liberals suck, because they can't debate facts and instead just resort to character a**assination. That tactic is much easier than supporting ideas
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 14, 2009, 12:58 pm
Blowtard is a wonderful new word, and it fits, to boot. The more I hear of this Rush, the more I like the band Rush, just for karmic balance (NB: I realize lyricist Neil Peart is a Randian dude. He's also not insane.)
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
Autobiographical ziiiinnnnggg!
BoneCD - June 14, 2009, 12:16 pm
Geez ya think it just might be all the name calling in political speak...hmmm
Sean - June 14, 2009, 12:12 pm
Note to self: Blowtards probably don't like it when you make up new names for them, names like "Blowtards". Thanks aggy. This ones goin' straight to the top ... of the lower half.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:04 pm
1.3 of 5 - 3 votes. Sean, you've really outdone yourself this time!!!


SNOOP DOGG ATTENDING - Where's my hoes?


TAGS: snoop dogg attending
Rating: 2.24/5

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LeightonESmith - October 30, 2010, 12:41 pm
I lol'd


Maybe It's Just Me -




GOODBYE -




Dumb Knight Obstructs His King -


TAGS: chess knight pawn endgame ending
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Chemwong

Chemwong - October 8, 2015, 1:40 pm
Please leave the knight alone and play 1.a7! Enjoy your horse meat with your new born queen:)
mizzdizz - May 22, 2015, 1:03 am
Where was the knight sitting? That was STUPID! black needs more coffee!! Even if the last move was white, he didn't see that coming? Good one, Chem! 5L!
Ashson - May 21, 2015, 8:48 pm
White to move and White will win. Black to move it will be a draw.


The Perfect Lie -


TAGS: code of honor defending constitutional rights
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 2, 2017, 6:05 am
You're safe 'Cern! The evil furry beast is contained under lock and key, in a cage buried in the deepest darkest corners of my mind where it belongs! Its very well trained! chuckle, chuckle...
concern3 - April 2, 2017, 5:54 am
Dizz your dark side scares me, but for all the work this took UP yours


Second Search -


TAGS: internet search never ending
Rating: 4.75/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 2:55 pm
Dixie Gun Works, West Tennessee, if they don't have 'em, they have reproductions.
GaryO - December 12, 2014, 10:16 am
S-o-o-o-o, yer not gonna mention JLO, leaning over the fender, wearing nothing but a wiring harness on page 17?
Greeny - December 12, 2014, 6:14 am
Look up Rockwell JLO engine wiring diagrams - found what I wanted after 23 pages of Jennifer Lopez
EmilioDumphque - December 12, 2014, 2:38 am
Try looking for spears, like the kind they used to use in Brittany.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:31 pm
Emilio! I detect a fellow explorer of the unique and odd things that Google provides when searching for the answer to a simple question! Great way to spend a lazy day!
GaryO - December 11, 2014, 3:36 pm
Nope. and I've made it a rule to not search for anything with the word 'homo'in there somewhere. But that's just me.
EmilioDumphque - December 11, 2014, 11:43 am
Then you've never searched for something obscure among the homographs.
GaryO - December 11, 2014, 9:16 am
Yeah, no. Page number two is, well, number two. And I've never felt lucky, either.


expire -


TAGS: expire life ending time chuck palahniuk
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

GaryO - March 21, 2015, 11:39 pm
Trilogy??? Gawd yer old
Greeny - March 21, 2015, 9:32 pm
Emerson Lake and Palmer flashback


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